Meet the World's Sexiest Engineer (and Your New Dream Valentine)

The internet has a new favorite smart hunk, and his name is Keegan Whicker. (Pietro Boselli who?)

Meet the World's Sexiest Engineer (and Your New Dream Valentine)

Watermelon is red...

...Keegan's speedo is blue.

He's got thick thighs...

...and thick eyebrows too.

He loves to read with a good glass of wine...

...and we'll gladly call him daddy any damn time.

With pecs of steel...

...and biceps to match...

...he'll rock sweatshirts and briefs...

...and even grey sweatpants.

This poem is cute, but Keegan is cuter.

He's the world's hottest engineer...

...our Valentine...

...and even our tutor! <3

The internet has a new favorite smart hunk, and his name is Keegan Whicker. (Pietro Boselli who?)