A (Thirsty) Appreciation Post for Pit Crew Recruit Bruno Alcantara

The model's appearance on the RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4 premiere has us feeling parched all of a sudden...

Meet Bruno Alcantara!

He loves 'Drag Race!'

He loves America!

He knows how to pose!

He can get his hands dirty.

He lives in LA!

Love!

He knows how to cook?

He definitely knows how to cook!

He knows Demi Lovato!

And he was in that gay parody of Dua Lipa's 'New Rules' last year.

He can play the drums!

He can work a runway!

He's a biter!

He's generous with his gifts!

He knows how to dress for the occasion.

He's an excellent cuddler.

He loves school buses!

He's big on the environment!

He loves sitting!

And hot tubs!

He's big on the outdoors!

And that SMILE!

The model's appearance on the RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4 premiere has us feeling parched all of a sudden...